Twelve Things Guys Should Know About Girls

First, I want to start by saying that these facts may not apply to all girls, but they do to most of them. I got these facts from experience, friends' experiences, books, movies, and from what I heard, so I’m almost positive that all of them are true. It might be wise to actually listen, not just read, to what I have written for you. I’m only trying to help. And these aren’t facts that are the obvious stuff you should already know—don’t cheat on a girl or don’t treat her like crap. No, these are the ones that you’re confused on or are hidden from your adolescent minds.

1. Guys who talk nonstop about themselves are considered conceited jerks in our book that we don’t like at all. We get bored within the first three minutes of the conversation. So, in other words, stop talking about yourself and your greatness and realize that other people actually exist! 

2. All girls, myself included, search for hot guys, but we still focus on the personality. So don’t that just because you have the hot bod and the nice face means you have the okay to feel us up or do anything other than have a civilized conversation.

3. Stop playing video games! Yes, I’m talking to you, boys, who go over to your girlfriend’s house and play video games with her brothers the whole time. Or when she comes over to your house and you ignore her and her attention needs by playing Halo. GIRLS WANT ATTENTION. So get off your lazy butts and point your eyes at the girl you say you like instead of at the TV screen.

4. Some of us girls suck at sports, so instead of laughing your faces off it would be nice to show us how to play. But a lot of us can play sports and are good, so don’t be a sore loser when we beat you.

5. We tend to see every little thing that’s wrong with our appearance, so please guys, compliment us and tell us we’re beautiful, even if you have to lie. We will appreciate it. 

6. If you ask for a girl’s number and she actually gives it to you then call. Don’t wait a week and a half, making the girl squirm with anticipation. It makes her think she’s ugly or not worth liking. So she ends up staring at the phone, waiting for you to call, giving her social life a big kick in the butt. CALL RIGHT AWAY!

7. Don’t lead a girl on. If you don’t like her then tell her or say you just want to be friends because she will not notice. Say you’re best friends for a year and she falls in love with you. You take a dare and kiss her or someone tells you that you two are a great couple (even though you’re not dating) and you just laugh. Now she thinks you like her. Hint to her that you just like her as a friend, because if you don’t she’ll be crushed and never want to talk to you again. Yes, it’s overdramatic, but that’s just how we are. 

8. We are bipolar. I know you guys have a hard time figuring us out, and believe me, you never will. Our emotions change very quickly; it’s just a fact of life. So next time you want to blame it on PMS so you could avoid talking to us for a whole week, suck it up and think again.

9. Just because we flirt doesn’t mean we like you. Some girls flirt because it’s fun and they like to play around. Others don’t even know they’re flirting. So guys, if a girl is flirting with you, it doesn’t mean they like you.

10. Say or do something every once in a while to show that you care. Girls want to know if her guy still likes/loves her, and she can’t tell if you never show it. So tell her you love her every day or that you care about her. Write her a song or something and sing it to her. Give her flowers on your date. Girls will love you more for it, I’m telling you. 

11. Girls love presents and we always will. Sure, we like it when you give us a gift card, but we love things from the heart. You could play a song for the girl you care about or go out in the middle of the football field, announcing to everyone your love for her. Come up with something creative. Yeah, it might be kind of embarrassing, but we would really feel loved and appreciate it, even if we don’t show it.

12. Girls like it when you act yourself. If you’re a geek (smart person who likes school) then be a geek, don’t try to act like a jock (an athlete). If you’re a jock don’t try to act like a drama freak (freak meaning you like drama) or a musician just to get the girl. Come on, guys, we’re not stupid. We can tell when you’re tricking us, pretending, or whatever other word you want to use to say that you’re being fake.

7 things a boyfriend must NEVER say to his girl

With women, you should really know when to stop. If you had just said the first part of it, you would’ve had the best sex of your life. But by adding the second part to it, you just pulled the trigger, let alone eroding every chance of getting laid. 

1. ”Man, isn’t that girl hot?”

Yes, she is. You know it, we know it, and your girlfriend knows it too. But do you really want her to answer this rhetorical question? And if ‘that girl’ happens to be her sister/ friend, you’re in for some real trouble. We understand you cannot wait to get your hands on her. We know what’s on your mind. But do not let those words out until you’re in the safe company of your guy-friends.

2. ”Your friends are crazy!”

So is she. But save it. Once she hears you calling her friends ‘crazy’, she’ll up the bar beyond your imagination. You hate that friend of hers who cannot stop giggling and shrieking, and that one whose mouth runs faster than a sewing machine and definitely the gossip monger. You sometimes wish they were all guys so you could give them black eyes. We all do. But no matter how much they put you off, never say it aloud.

3. “What are you wearing?”

Yeah we know, she does that to you too, a lot. And that’s another harsh reality of the world we share with women. The girl you’re dating may say you’re too old to wear your favourite shoes, but there is nothing that cannot look good on her. Even if she dresses up one step ahead of Lady Gaga, just appreciate her. Close your eyes and imagine that hot girl from the bar if it gets too difficult. It’s all fine as long as you compliment her.

4. ”You’re free to do what you want. But don’t force me into it”

With women, you should really know when to stop. If you had just said the first part of it, you would’ve had the best sex of your life. But by adding the second part to it, you just pulled the trigger, let alone eroding every chance of getting laid. Not only does she want you to let her do what she wants to, she demands slavery from you. Surrender, or – let’s not even think about what may happen if you don’t.

5. ”Stop overreacting”

You would know what overreacting really means once you dare to say that to your girl. No woman overreacts. Haven’t you seen Ekta Kapoor’s soaps? If you left the toilet seat up, it obviously calls for your girlfriend screaming her lungs out, letting the whole colony know what just happened and ultimately filing a lawsuit against you. You should’ve seen that coming.

6. ”Why don’t you hit the gym?”

She is a trend setter. It was she who got flab back in fashion, definitely not some Vidya Balan. Didn’t you know? She doesn’t need to keep in shape. Gym is for imperfect people. Of course, she’d be annoyed. Instead, tell her how fantastic she looks spilling out of that tight dress.

7. ”No, you’re wrong!”

Oh, no no! Get this etched in your mind. Never say that the girlfriend is wrong. That’s the worst thing you could say to her. The girlfriend ‘cannot’ be wrong. Just like she wants people to believe she is twenty five for another ten years, it is your duty as a boyfriend to always accept that you’re wrong. You don’t want people to write ‘R.I.P.’ messages for you on Facebook the next day.

Weigh your words as if you’re on a gunpoint, unless you want her to actually put you on it. Chances are, even if you’re at your careful best, she may still find loopholes and make you run for life.

And do not forget to clear this article from your internet history. Save yourself from the horror of her finding it out, and us too. We do not hold any responsibility for any crime hereafter.

49 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

Here are 49 Things That Girls Should Know About Guys. Read them carefully because these things can help you improve your relationships.

1. Guys aren’t psychiatrists, mind telling them what you mean?
2. Guys don’t like to be used as pawns in trying to make your friends jealous.
3. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. Better watch out girls.
4. The biggest turn on for guys are the girls who workout.
5. Girls who don’t want to listen to the truth shouldn’t be asking any questions.
6. Ending a heated conversation with “Fine” or “Whatever” isn’t considered acceptable.
7. If you want sex, just ask.
8. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. It takes 10 couples to come up with one sweet thing that they put up in the movies.
9. Only models are able to carry off most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
10. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
11. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
12. Guys need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.
13. Guys don’t care about how gorgeous you are, it’s goodbye, adiós, and sayonara if you’re being a bitch.
14. All guys are kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let them know.
15. Guys are more emotional than you think. If they loved you at one point, it’ll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
16. A guy would do just about anything to get you to notice him.
17. Guys do not look into minute detailing. So, if you gave up a quarter of an inch from your 20 inches long hair, don’t expect your guy to know that instantly.
18. Guys like porn!
19. Anything said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
20. “The game is on” will be considered an acceptable excuse to postpone any serious conversations.
21. Cooking makes a girl all the more attractive.
22. You can’t get mad if your guy refuses to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of his good-looking friends.
23. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control, unless operating means handing it to him.
24. The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
25. Video games have helped men develop awesome finger skills that only encourage them to play more often.

26. Critiquing a man’s driving is outright unacceptable.
27. Guys’ night outs are sacred events. If you ask any question about it, you’ll be castigated.
28. Believe it or not, 99.5% of the time men honestly don’t mean to hurt you.
29. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl theytruly care about.
30. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
31. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
32. Don’t hold it against your guy if he starts to cry after a good sports movie, and was laughing outrageously last night when the two of you were watching an emotional drama saga.
33. Leaving a message like “You know what?! Mmm… Never mind…” would make a guy hanging on to that thought all day long and reach a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. Don’t ever do that!
34. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
35. Guys love you more than you love them.
36. No matter how much guys talk about hotness or sex appeal, personality is key.
37. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
39. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
40. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
41. You like when your guy calls and asks you out for dinner and pays for you, right? Well yeah, guys like itonce in a while too.
42. It’s natural for a guy’s eyes to wander.
43. It’s not that guys don’t want to make their girlfriends happy; it’s just that sometimes, they don’t know how.
44. A guy would give his right arm to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
45. Not all guys are jerks. Just because one is a jackass doesn't mean he represents all of them.
46. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he isn't doing it all for sex. It means he likes you more than you can imagine.
47. Even if you dumped a guy months ago and he loved you, he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be to have you back in his life.
48. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
49. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over novels and make-ups.

And another… 50th Thing Guys Wish Girls Knew was suggested is from my friend.

50. Don’t ever expect guys to put the toilet seat down; it’s not in their DNA!